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🖤Grab 2–3 sizes. One to wear, one in the wash, one for when 2am goes sideways. Most parents buy multiple.
📝 Product Description
Babies and pop-punk albums both hit different at 3am. 🖤
This onesie is for the tiniest night owl currently treating bedtime like a personal act of rebellion — because apparently the sleep schedule of your favorite emo band runs in the family.
Why you'll love it:
- Soft, breathable cotton blend built for all-day (and all-night) wear
- Snap closures make 3am changes fast — no lullaby required
- A funny, on-theme gift for pop-punk parents and their tiny insomniacs
Sleep schedule: chaotic. Style: impeccable. 🖤
🎁 Why It's the Perfect Gift
Most kids' gifts get forgotten in a drawer. This one gets compliments, photos, and "where did you get that?" every single time.
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👕 Materials & Care
Soft cotton blend. Snap closure. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Printed in the USA.
$22.99
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$22.99
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